Suzy Kuzy Glove and Beer Holder

First off, this is not a Koozie.  This is a Suzy Kuzy USA Beer Mitt. That is what it is called on Amazon.com. It is a neoprene fingerless glove attached to a neoprese can holder. Even though it is a Beer Holder, I suppose you could put a soda in it. I doubt anyone would mind.

Draped in Old Glory, this will be perfect for the Fourth of July, the next Gun Show, or an anti-Obama rally.

My only concern is that people already think I'm an alcoholic. What would they think if they saw me drinking out of something that couldn't be put down?