The Beer Bugout Bag
First, a few pens and pencils. I'm going to need them
Second, one of my 33 Beers books. It's a pocket sized book in which you can record your tasting notes for the beers you drink. If you don't have a lot to say.
Third, a 9.5" x 6" spiral notebook, in the black, ballistic nylon cover I bought in College. It not only holds my 33 Beers book, and my pens, but also a few of my business cards. You never know when a hot chick will be impressed with a fat beer geek scribbling notes in two different places.
Fourth, my iPhone. Complete with Untappd (I'm Dirk_McLargeHuge, by the way. Friend me.), so that I may photograph my beers and share them across the Internet.
Why carry all this stuff to a craft beer bar?
To look like a bigger geek than I am. The only way I could look geekier is to be describing the beer in tlhIngan Hol, wearing a superhero t-shirt, typing my comments on a Linux laptop and my keys on a sonic screwdriver keychain.
I could look the biggest beer geek ever with a BeerTone flip book.
Can you imagine the girls this will attract?
Labels: Beer Gadget
posted by Jeff Holt at 08:00