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Taxes and Consumption - I Was Right

When President Obama first took office, he raised cigarette taxes to fund children's insurance.  I pointed out that this was nothing but political posturing, since the new tax will make people stop smoking, and would only raise enough money for children's insurance if everyone in the country were required to buy a pack of smokes a day.

Here's how taxes affect alcohol consumption in the US.

Check out Georgia and Alaska.

The Village at Fairview Beer Walk - Tomorrow!

Join The Village at Fairview for the 1st Beer Walk of 2012 featuring local hand crafted beers from Franconia Brewing Co. tomorrow from 5 to 8 pm.

You can sample a variety of beers at tasting stations inside select stores.

Check-ins will be set up near the Guest Service kiosk where you will receive a free beer stein and 3 drink

vouchers.

Select stores/restaurants will have special promotions for Beer Walk participants.

Like The Village at Allen and Fairview on Facebook and follow on Twitter @villageshopping to be "in the know" of giveaways and secret stops during the night.

Make sure to use the #tvfBeerWalk

Shadow Warrior 3

For the last six or so months, I've been whining that all of my Shadow Warrior was gone.  I also kept telling myself that the next time I brew, it will be Shadow Warrior. Today was the day.

It was a muggy, cloudy day. Although I had planned to start at 8 am, the sky looked too foreboding, so I waited until 9 am.

I've been playing with the recipe for a few years now.  The first time, I used 10 pounds of light DME to bump this bad boy up. The second time, I used seven pounds. This time, after a successful all-grain Brown Shugga, I thought I would try to get more grain in the mash tun.

I brewed Dirk's Elixir as a starter, and added a vial of WLP 001 just for good luck.

It was a long day. I finally finished brewing, well, cleaning, about 4 pm.  I was tired and sticky and, even though I was not going to have beer tonight (I'm on a diet), I succumbed to some Lagunitas IPA.  Next brew day? Dirktastic!

Shadow Warrior 3

Imperial Stout

Type: All Grain	Date: 3/13/2012
Batch Size: 6.00 gal	Brewer: Jeff Holt
Boil Size: 8.38 gal	Asst Brewer:
Boil Time: 90 min	Equipment: Jeff's Brew Pot (15 Gal) and Igloo Cooler (10 Gal)
Taste Rating(out of 50): 35.0	Brewhouse Efficiency: 58.00
Taste Notes:
Ingredients
Amount Item Type % or IBU 3.00 lb Light Dry Extract (8.0 SRM) Dry Extract 11.54 % 16.00 lb Pale Malt (2 Row) US (2.0 SRM) Grain 61.54 % 1.00 lb Barley, Flaked (1.7 SRM) Grain 3.85 % 1.00 lb Black (Patent) Malt (500.0 SRM) Grain 3.85 % 1.00 lb Carafa III (525.0 SRM) Grain 3.85 % 1.00 lb Oats, Flaked (1.0 SRM) Grain 3.85 % 0.75 lb Chocolate Malt (350.0 SRM) Grain 2.88 % 0.25 lb Wheat Malt, Dark (9.0 SRM) Grain 0.96 % 2.00 oz Northern Brewer [8.50 %] (90 min) Hops 36.3 IBU 1.00 oz Chinook [13.00 %] (90 min) Hops 27.7 IBU 0.25 oz Northern Brewer [8.50 %] (60 min) (First Wort Hop) Hops 4.7 IBU 0.50 oz Mt. Hood [6.00 %] (30 min) Hops 4.6 IBU 0.75 oz Northern Brewer [8.50 %] (30 min) Hops 9.8 IBU 1.00 oz Northern Brewer [8.50 %] (5 min) Hops 3.4 IBU 1.50 oz Mt. Hood [6.00 %] (0 min) Hops - 1.00 lb Corn Sugar (Dextrose) (0.0 SRM) Sugar 3.85 % 1.00 lb Turbinado (10.0 SRM) Sugar 3.85 % 5 Pkgs English Ale (White Labs #WLP002) Yeast-Ale
Beer Profile
Est Original Gravity: 1.108 SG	Measured Original Gravity: 1.093 SG
Est Final Gravity: 1.034 SG	Measured Final Gravity: 1.005 SG
Estimated Alcohol by Vol: 9.79 %	Actual Alcohol by Vol: 11.55 %
Bitterness: 86.5 IBU	Calories: 423 cal/pint
Est Color: 61.5 SRM	Color: Color
Mash Profile
Mash Name: Single Infusion, Light Body, Batch Sparge	Total Grain Weight: 21.00 lb
Sparge Water: 5.14 gal	Grain Temperature: 72.0 F
Sparge Temperature: 168.0 F	TunTemperature: 72.0 F
Adjust Temp for Equipment: FALSE	Mash PH: 5.4 PH
Single Infusion, Light Body, Batch Sparge Step Time Name Description Step Temp 75 min Mash In Add 26.25 qt of water at 161.4 F 150.0 F
Mash Notes: Simple single infusion mash for use with most modern well modified grains (about 95% of the time).
Carbonation and Storage
Carbonation Type: Kegged (Forced CO2)	Volumes of CO2: 2.4
Pressure/Weight: 21.6 PSI	Carbonation Used: -
Keg/Bottling Temperature: 60.0 F	Age for: 364.0 days
Storage Temperature: 52.0 F
Notes
Created with BeerSmith

Pliney the Younger for $45 a Pour

Picture from My Beer Pix

Last week, Kupros Bistro in Sacramento (I won't link to them for reasons soon to be obvious) got a keg of Pliney the Younger, the limited release from Russian River Brewing Company. Knowing that Beer Geeks go mad for this beer, Kupros decided to have a special event. For a $45 ticket, a beer lover would get one 12 oz pour of Pliny the Younger, one of their $14 burgers, and a buck off any other tap beer for the rest of the event. A lot of people complained that Russian River was price gouging.

However, Russian River is required by law to sell their beer at the price they submitted to the California Alcoholic Commission. Their distributor in Sacremento (DBI) also has to notify ABC about the price they sell the keg for. And that price is nowhere near the price that would price Pliny the Younger that Kupros advertised.

DBI sent their representative to Kupros where, presumably, there was an "attitude adjustment."  Kupros deleted the promo for the event from their Facebook page, and announced they would be selling Pliny the younger for $3 for an 8 ounce pour, limit one per customer. Later they revised it to $1 for a 6 ounce pour, limit one per customer.

But why did DBI and Russian have to get involved with the free market like that? Kupros is a legally licensed seller of beer. They determine their profit margin, not Russian River or DBI.  Granted Kupros was gouging, and some people complained, and it made DBI and Russian River look like the bad guys. Oil companies can get us to pay $4 a gallon for gas and generate profits in the billions. HP sells printer ink for $8000 a gallon, and we gladly pony up. So if some overenthusiastic Beer Geek buys a ticket for a $45 dollar pour, more power to 'em!

The problem is, of course, that Beer Geeks would pay $45 for Pliny the Younger. And some would take the ticket, and try to sell it on eBay for $500. The Chase Mentality at work. Shame on any beer lover for even considering paying that much.

Just for giggles, let's do some math. There are 1920 ounces of beer in a standard half barrel keg. (I know the half barrel keg is 15.5 gallons. I am assuming some loss from service. I may be overestimating.) There are 320 6 ounce pours in the keg. Going for a buck a pop, that means Kupros Bistro will sell that keg for $320. At $3 for 8 ounces, they would sell the keg for $720. And at $29 ($45-$14(for the burger) - $3(assuming the average customer will have three beers after their meal) for 12 ounces they would have made $4640. I don't know what the cost of a keg of Pliny the Younger costs, but I guesstimate about $200 from the distributor, and around $150 from the brewery. So that first event would have netted them $4440 in profit from Pliny alone!

Tactical Beer Mug

How often have you been out drinking beer when you need to put down your mug and use your night vision scope?  Not anymore! OpticsPlanet’s OPMOD Battle Mug lets you use the same object for up to four different things.

The mug, made in the USA, is machined out of 6061 billet aluminum and has three military-specification 1913 scope rails attached at 12 o'clock, 3 o'clock and 6 oclock, with the removable AR-15 carry handle at 9 o'clock. What can it carry? Glad you asked:

• a holographic sight
• laser sight and scopes
• night vision unit
• a laser
• CAA light
• bipod 
• bottle opener

Perfect for the survivalist on your Christmas list.

Read the comments at the bottom of the page: someone said it's heavy enough to deter robbers, and someone else suggested a lid for another $100.

Here's the FoxNews story that lead me to the website.

eBay Sale Ends Growler Sales at California Pub

Alpine Beer Company in Alpine, California, posted on their blog that they would no longer sell growlers of Exponential Hoppiness after finding one for sale on eBay.

Since I previously stated if I ever saw a growler of “Exponential Hoppiness” for sale on ebay there would never be another growler sold again. Don’t blame me, but you can see who to blame on the above link. As for bottles of “Expo” on ebay, I’m seriously considering never bottling it again. This is not just a personal issue, it’s illegal.

Part of the problem, of course, is the owner's brewing these limited release beers in the first place. But there is a special place in Hell that has to be reserved for those who feel like that they can exploit craft brewers like this.