"Three Days of Unfortunate Beer"

Patrick Beach wrote about the dismal beer selection at this year's Austin City Limits Festival held October 2-4:

The only thing out of tune at ACL Fest is the lousy beer selection. When the best you can do is a lager you can see through something’s just wrong. I understand the rationale: Big brewers are the ones that can pony up the dough to promoter C3 Presents for the privilege of pouring beer. They have infrastructure. They have experience supplying such events. They know where to find an endless supply of servers who look good in bikini tops.[Emphasis mine.]

I guess I should check out the next festival!