Beer Doesn't Cause Beer Bellies

I know what you're thinking. "If it isn't caused by beer why is it called a 'beer belly'?"

Look, I don't know. But some German scientists released a study that says other factors contribute to a beer belly. Beer does contribute to general fatness, and is not going to stop on the stomach. (A 2003 Czech study said there wasn't a relationship, but the Germans are poo pooing that study.)