From the Mouths of Babes. . .

...come the stupidest ideas.

A Missouri legislator, Sen. Bill Alter, wants to stop the sale of cold beer in his state. The idea came from a a fifth-grade student studying the state government. Alter likes the idea because it will cut down drunk driving in the state.

If this really bad idea gets made into law, might I humbly suggest to the beer drinkers of Missouri that a combination of water, ice and salt can chill the beer to 34° in 5 minutes? You can then legally get your beer cold and drink it before you drive.

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