Tired of $7 beer at ball games?

Everyone knows men with beer bellies have more fun. If you didn't know it, take it from me. But it's darned difficult to maintain your beer belly at $7 a pop at ball games. Fortunately, there's a solution.

The Beer Belly!

The Beer Belly comes with a reusable bladder, a sling to carry it, a pleasure extender (or straw), a hot/cold pack, and a cleaning kit. All for the low, low price of $49.99.