More Beer Quotes

"Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into."
-Don Marquis

"He was a wise man who invented beer."
-Plato

"...there is only one game at the heart of America and that is baseball, and only one beverage to be found sloshing at the depths of our national soul and that is beer."
-Peter Richmond

"Beer needs baseball, and baseball needs beer - it has always been thus."
-Peter Richmond

"Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working."
-Harold Rudolph

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet, sweet beer."
-Homer Simpson

"What do you get when you take the P out of Pearl? An empty can."
-An old Lone Star joke

"Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine."
-David Moulton