16 June 2012

Guest Post: JackHawk 9000 Titanium Bottle Opener Sunglasses

Skip Chapington, a humble, debonair, ascot-sporting gentleman, introduces the JackHawk 9000s as the greatest invention in the past 100,000 years. Watch the video here.
We have seen bottle openers incorporated into shoes, belts, hats, but never before have we seen bottle opener sunglasses.  The JackHawk 9000 – Titanium Bottle Opener Sunglasses ($90+) are exactly what you think they would be: sunglasses with bottle openers on either arm.  The frame is made from the same material as the SR-71 Blackbird spy plane, and the polarized lenses are coated with Iradium to reduce glare and improve scratch resistance.  Essentially, these sunglasses are indestructible and will ensure that you alway have a means to open your cold brew.

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