Darn It!

The other night, I had this text exchange with Satan:

After the "You Drinking?" comment, he called to tell me that's the brewery name I should use for Shadow Warrior. That made me thirsty where I made the horrifying discovery chronicled after that.

The idea fascinated me so I created this label:

After I wasted all that time, I learned there will soon be a Ronin Brewing Company in South Jersey. Satan has failed me.

(Can't wait to she how many hits I get from Google with that last sentence!)