23 Arrested in El Paso Beer Run

Zachary Rajaniemi stole two 30-packs of beer from aa El Paso 7-11 convenience store. The clerk called the cops who caught up with Rajaniemi at his apartment where there were 22 underage drinkers present. All 23 were arrested and taken to jail.

Choose the final paragraph you like best:

#1 - Wow! I didn't know the El Paso PD was using clown cars.

#2 - Let that be a lesson to you: If you want to impress underage drinkers, always pay for their beer.

#3 - Amateurs! Two thirty packs is less that three beers apiece. Should have gone for four!