The Beer Belly for Ladies - Kinda

Over on the right is an ad for a product called the Beer Belly. It's something you stick under your clothes to carry your favorite beverage wherever you go. While the device is ingenious, it isn't very attractive on the ladies.

Here's the solution! To quote from the website: "the Winerack undergarment incorporates stealthily slung, CamelBak-esque bladders to get sauce past even the most exhilarating admission frisks. But whereas the Beerbelly lends the wearer an air of grotesque obesity, because of the over-breast hooch sacks, this two-sizes-fits-most sports bra claims to convert underdeveloped gals into succulently busty women -- turning A cups into double Ds, and double Ds into sloshy surface-to-air missiles."