28 September 2005

Beer Quotes, Part 4

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin

"The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who's drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck."
-Warwick Franks

"They who drink beer will think beer."
-Washington Irving

"One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesn't live like the previous generation. It hasn't yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer."
-Ron Klugman, SVP, Coors Brewing

"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer."
-Abraham Lincoln

"We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old."
-Martin Luther

posted by hiikeeba at 07:08


Blogger Kirsten said...

I've got another one for you - "Carpe Cerevisi - Seize the beer!"

7:28 AM  
Blogger hiikeeba said...

To quote Alf: "HA!"

Sounds like a life motto to me.

7:39 AM  
Blogger The Notorious S.O.B. said...

And there's the old Tom Waits saying:..."I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy."

7:01 AM  

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