Homer Simpson on Beer

Mmm. . .Beer.

Alcohol is my way of life and i aim to keep it!

I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out alll night!

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.

To alchohol, the cause of and solution to, all life's problems.

Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

And now one from Marge:

Now Homey, you're getting over-stimulated. Let's go home and get some beer in you and then it's right to bed! - Marge Simpson