Beer Quotes, Part 3 - Jack Handy
"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
-Deep Thought, Jack Handyposted by hiikeeba at 07:36
2 Comments:
These were fun.
Thanks for starting my day.
smiles,
me-Liz
Wow, that is deep. Deep inside the beer glass that is !
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