A Joke

Two Tennessee hillbillies, Jed and Bubba, were on a lake fishing.

While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Jed stumbled across an old lamp.

He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.

This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not standard three.

Bubba immediately blurted out, 'Turn the entire lake into Budweiser beer.'

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the lake turned into beer and the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

Jed looked disgustedly at Bubba whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment Jed said, 'Nice going Bubba! ........Now we're going to have to piss in the boat.'